Well, apparently, SOMEONE (bless their soul) finally heard our prayers. Enter: the silk fake tan sleeping bag! I know, I know, it sounds kinda extra, right? A whole sleeping bag just for your fake tan? But honestly, after years of scrubbing orange stains off my duvet cover, I’m kinda sold.
Basically, it’s a super soft, breathable sleeping bag made from, like, silky material, designed to keep your self-tanner from migrating onto your sheets. Think of it as a little, personal, tanning cocoon. Genius, right? I mean, the *idea* is genius. I haven’t actually tried one yet, so I can’t vouch for how comfy it is, or if you’ll feel like a total weirdo sleeping in it (probably a little, let’s be real).
I saw one on Amazon, the “Irenare Self Tan Sleep Sack Breathable” thingy, which apparently works as a “transfer-free dividing layer.” LOL, dividing layer! Sounds so sci-fi. But yeah, the promise of stain-free sheets is super appealing. Plus, it’s supposed to be breathable, so hopefully you won’t wake up feeling like you’ve been shrink-wrapped in plastic wrap.
And then there’s the “Tan Fan Self Tan Sleep Sac,” which boasts it won’t “rub or absorb tanning lotion.” Okay, big claim! I’m skeptical, because, well, *science*, but I’m also kinda desperate. I mean, the article even mentions a “bedding protector from Next stops your sheets from staining and ensures that your tan dries more evenly.” Drying evenly? Now you’re talking MY language!
Honestly, the idea of a fake tan sleeping bag kinda makes me giggle. It feels so… bougie? But if it actually works, it could be a total game-changer. I’m thinking about grabbing one just to avoid that dreaded morning-after sheet inspection. Ya know, that moment of truth where you hold your breath and slowly peel back the covers, praying you haven’t created a Jackson Pollock masterpiece in self-tanner.
